It’s so so GLORIOUS we wonder what music even is and decide to be involved with LAW to stop novelty from stealing our souls instead. In a way, this is the most serene, insightful piece of music ever written. Or TWO he claims. I ask myself, “What is this? Who am I? What is life? “On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby I’m a man who knows a thing or two” A thing? Psy knows a thing. WHICH REVERSES EVERYTHING IN TIME AND NOW WE HAVE TO GO BACK AND REWRITE THE HISTORY OF POP CULTURE. The rule of opposites applies therefore UNPOPULAR + UNSUCCESSFUL = COOL Which means because of Psy, POPULAR + SUCCESSFUL = UNCOOL

Alan Rosales just made WEIRD = UNCOOL by overdoing COOL and hitting No.2 on the Billboard Hot 100 to be POPULAR AND SUCCESSFUL, which is apparently still COOL in our time, or so we thought… Step 4Īpply trends and always remember to keep it current with basic math.īut Psy’s “Gangnam” electro-guarachero remix by Meke Trefe ft. The kind of weird that is similar to being covered in extravagant futuristic Christmas ornaments and electric duct tape, except while doing something really mundane like ahhhh leaning against the kitchen sink and eating a cup of pudding in a cluttered railroad apt. Then find William Hung or a Filipino look-a-like off Craigslist who has just been released from prison for cannibalism in a foreign country while dressing like a really gay Elvis. In fact, just take one that already exists. Make a song in Garageband that starts off like black female power R&B jams from the ’90s. I wish I could show you with a chart, but Billboard never really counted as a chart that makes any sense, so I’ll break it down to four steps instead: Step 1 Psy, or GOD as he’s known in most households, a South Korean rapper just hit No.2 on the Billboard Hot 100.

This is the best thing to ever happen to me. Alan Rosales is like being bigger than 9/11. If The Beatles were bigger than Jesus, Psy‘s “ Gangnam” electro-guarachero remix by Meke Trefe ft.

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